"I have seen purer liquors, better cigars, finer tobacco, truer guns and pistols, larger dirks and bowie knives, and prettier courtesans here in San Francisco than in any other place I have ever visited; and it is my unbiased opinion that California can and does furnish the best bad things that are available in America."

Henton Helper
Writer
1829-1909
COOL RETAIL STUFF
CIGARS
  • OF COURSE BY THE STICK, BUT ALSO BY THE BOX. WE OFFER A 10% DISCOUNT ON ALL BOX ORDERS. PREORDERS ARE WELCOME.

LIGHTERS & CUTTERS
  • INFLUENCE OTHERS BY YOUR COOL GADGETS. CHECK OUT OUR XICAR AND VECTOR DISPLAY BY THE FRONT DOOR. DON'T OVERLOOK THE EVER RELIABLE OCCIDENTAL CIGAR CLUB TRIPLE JET LIGHTER.

OCCIDENTAL CIGAR CLUB PINT GLASS
  • THIS HIGHLY COVETED PINT GLASS IS KNOWN TO KEEP BEER COLDER AND MAKE IT TASTE BETTER. CAN ALSO BE USED AS A FLOWER VASE.

OCCIDENTAL CIGAR CLUB ASHTRAY
  • NOT ONLY GOOD FOR STOGIES, A GREAT PLACE TO KEEP YOUR KEYS AND LOOSE CHANGE (WHEN NOT IN USE).

OCCIDENTAL CIGAR CLUB SPORT POLO
  • LET OTHERS KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT CIGARS, EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T SMOKE ONE AND DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM.